(AN: This story was 100% dictated to me by my three year old daughter. She wanted to write a story. And so she did.)
Once upon a time there was a pizza. It was a pepperoni pizza. And it had a kid, named Jack. Jack is a boy. Jack eats the real pizza and he eats it and never lets it go again.
Wait! It’s not the end yet! He had a son and he went to his Nana’s. Okay we’re done. They lived happily ever after.