I tried to look at myself in the mirror but I was in the way Advertisements Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Posted on February 15, 2016February 15, 2016 Posted in Needs to be said, Quick blurb, UncategorizedTagged Mirror, One liner, Reflection
You just need to try narrowing your eyes and looking deeper and deeper. Then you’ll see yourself as you truly are. Trust me – I spend hours doing this….not that I’m self-obsessed or anything…. Reply
Quite right – initial consultation fee is up for negotiation. My fee generally starts at two snails in a sock…but for you? Three snails in a sock….
Well I didn’t know that at the time did I? You can’t just throw your non-existent socks at me out the blue….
You just need to try narrowing your eyes and looking deeper and deeper. Then you’ll see yourself as you truly are. Trust me – I spend hours doing this….not that I’m self-obsessed or anything….
Advice from a professional is not something I dare take lightly.
Quite right – initial consultation fee is up for negotiation. My fee generally starts at two snails in a sock…but for you? Three snails in a sock….
Seems highly unfair considering my recent loss in sock inventory
Well I didn’t know that at the time did I? You can’t just throw your non-existent socks at me out the blue….
Free country :) downside to equality I suppose
Fair point. Apparently, you can’t have equality and freedom at the same time. I could go on…..
As could I. But it’s a bit like beating a dead horse you’ve already beaten
This is great, pretty sure i wrote something similar 😊
I think we’ve all written on this. It’s like a plague
Ahh very true sista 😌
brilliant…
Thanks love