It’s been almost a year since we last talked.
Not that I’ve been thinking about that fact every day,
Oh God no, ha!
No, I stopped thinking about you ages ago.
I’m only writing this because I thought you might drop me one of those ‘hey it’s been a year and I’ve missed you and hope you’re doing well and maybe you’ll see this and say hi’ kind of messages and I wanted to make sure to tell you…